*Chekov makes Kirk call people and tell them he’s dead to see how they react*

*Chekov makes Kirk call people and tell them he’s dead to see how they react*
Chekov: Is she crying? Is she crying?
Kirk: A little.
Chekov: *snatches phone from Kirk* You should be WAILING, you stone cold bitch!
Chekov: *hands phone back to Kirk* Now call my other grandma.