Led Zeppelin: Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, by Neil Zlozower. Cameltoe of the Gods!
People have messaged me saying that I should say “moose knuckle”, which I categorically refuse, because:
a) “Cameltoe” is gender neutral. I assure you that camels of every gender have toes and that they are shaped identically;
b) Robert visited far more places where camels live, so I think that the term would evoke more fond memories of his travels; and
c) “Cameltoe of the Gods” sounds more like “Hammer of the Gods”.
Of course, feel free to tag it any way you want. Reading your tags is the most exciting part of my life. LOL